If you shut your eyes for more than 10 seconds whilst on this bench you may be deemed asleep, and risk facing an ASBO. By Order of Public Space Protection Orders under the anti-social behaviours, Crime and Policing Act 2014
Please do not site here. This is not a bench it is an art installation by the artist S. Sosva
This bench is dedicated to the men who lost the will to live whilst following their partners around the shoe shops of Chester
This bench is reserved for the young, beautiful and affluent. If you are old, ugly of poor please sit elsewhere
