If you are reading this you are not sitting on the bench properly
Manchester Evening News – Want to know the cost of swearing in Salford Quays? This cheeky bench is exactly where you need to go
Unfortunately, the £350m per week the Leave Campaign and UKIP promised to the NHS has turned out to be a big fat lie and all we could get out of Johnson & Farage was this lousy plaque
By sitting on this bench you have agreed to pay a £25 sitting fee. A warden will be along in a moment to collect your payment. Failure to pay will result in Boris Johnson coming to your home and “visiting” your wife and daughters
