By sitting on this bench you have agreed to pay a £25 sitting fee. A warden will be along in a moment to collect your payment. Failure to pay will result in Boris Johnson coming to your home and “visiting” your wife and daughters
This bench has been repossessed by the people owing to the bankers of the City of London failing to meet their obligations to repay the taxpaying public for bailing them out of the mess they caused. If you are a banker please sit elsewhere
According to studies, in London you are never more than 100 feet from a nest of dirty rats. The largest ever found was in The Palace of Westminster
